A couple of years ago, I did a little game on here just before the holidays. My family kept asking, as they do every year, what I want for Christmas. And every year, the answer is always the same: "I have no idea."So, once again, I cast my Christmas gift fate to the winds of the Internets. Here's what I really want, according to Google, Yahoo, and MSN:
Alan wants a jet boat.
...that doubles as a flying car with an annoyingly repetitive theme song...
Alan wants a Churro!
...¡y él ahora lo quiere, perra!...
Alan wants a first-rate plan.
...for a third-rate bank job...
Alan wants a family that would help him stay in touch with his foster parents.
...tonight at 8:00, only on Lifetime®...
Alan wants a practical system that warns people in the most obvious way, because TeX has this curious blind spot.
...maybe something involving a diesel truck horn...
Alan wants a burger in half an hour.
...because churros aren't very filling...
To make shopping easy on your loved ones this year, simply have them type in "[your first name] wants a" and see what you get under your tree. And as with any blog game, let the tagging begin. Shell, Lydia, Dave, WriterDad...consider yourselves "it".
